(1). Mother: Go to kitchen, take biryani and eat it…
Daughter: I can’t eat anything without….!!
Mother: (Taking off the slippers) Who is he…??
Daughter: ‘Raita’, my sweet mother.
(2). A person can never hide three things…!!
Love, cough…!!
And the sound of eating ‘Lays’ crisps…
(3). Blessing for animals of having capability to uncooked food…!!
Otherwise, the daughter-in-law of the elephant family would have died after cooking rotis…!!
(4). Wise people advise that no one should go to anyone’s house empty-handed…
So wherever you go…
Carry a charger with you…
(5). Make a stranger smile every day…!!
So that he forgets all his worries and thinks about this all day…!!
Oh, which one…??
(6). A person is not identified by his wealth…
He is identified by his identity card instead…
(7). In foreign countries, people call police in any problem and advice to call police!
But in Pakistan, people avoid calling police in any critical situation as they don’t want to further add to their hardships.
(8). You seem to be suffering from fever.
It looks you have taken bath first time in current year.
(9). The only successful pair in the world is socks, because without one, the other is of no use…!!
(10).
One of the advantages of being a boy is when you start getting disrespected…!!
So leave the house quietly…
The poor girls have to listen to the whole speech…
(11). Scientists believe that boiling water kills germs, but someone should tell scientists that germs do die, but their dead bodies still remain in the water…
(12). Someone wrote on college wall: “Dear! You don’t need to come college tomorrow, I along with my parents will visit you home for wedding proposal.”
Next day a large number of girl students, teachers and even female clerical staff was absent from college.
(13). I’ll leave your party soon…
Just let me eat this little rice…
(14). In today’s world, only those who don’t have a mobile phone can keep head high while walking.
