1. Dinner has biryani, koftas and kubabs. There is few kubabs. Beware of anyone who reaches for kebabs. Don’t eat anywhere guests are. Kubabs are only for guests.
2. Remember, if you misbehaved to my children in front of the guests, I have to tell you the deeds of your siblings’ children. When you see that you keep doing bad things to your children, everyone’s children are like this, not everyone announces it like you.
3. You will have to explain to your mother that she should not start the story of my brother’s engagement breaking up with jokes, otherwise I will also tell you the whole story about the quarrel that took place between your sister and her mother-in-law the other day.
4. I have prepared pudding and kept it in the fridge. I have also ordered a big bottle of cold drink. If anyone opens a bottle of cold drink or puts a spoon in the bowl of dessert before the guests’ arrival, then understand that you have crossed my red line.
(Staring angrily at her husband)
The instruction is not just for children. The children’s fathers should also listen carefully.
5. If the guests leave after giving money, don’t take it like the voracious, refuse it two or three times first and give it to me as soon as they leave. We also have to give it to their children.
6. If the guests bring sweets, chocolates or cakes and I open them and serve them, don’t get upset. Last time too, you guys had devoured Mumani’s cake in their presence within minutes.
7. If guests ask about your studies, don’t be rude and get upset like your father, just say it with confidence, Alhamdulillah, it’s going well, no need to explain in detail.
8. I have done a lot of work today, tomorrow I have to cook pumpkin
Be careful, eat pumpkin if you like it or not, otherwise I know better how to deal you all. Understand everyone.
